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Dearies and Darlings
After a brief bout of traveling around the world, hiking in the alps and such…I have returned and remembered that I have this blog. If anyone has any questions regarding me, slendy, splendy or any of their little friends just ask!
deadjosey asked: excuse me I baked a slendercake would you like a slice?
I heard of a thing called ...
TMI tuesday…bring it, bitches
I just woke up.
Hello there, loyal readers :) After Iron Maiden I met up with a particularly charming man offering me fortune and fame. He told me that his West End production had a last minute position to give away after their young, beautiful and energetic female lead left with complaints of a sexist and intimidating workplace. But I looked at this handsome man in his Armani suit and big blue eyes…and...
Off to see iron maiden in London!
Just slapped a bitch up.
He is now chained to the front foor of Number Ten, Downing Street naked and horny. Oh…and unconcious due to the beating he recieved… Never mess with this old bitch, bitch. Now for a slice of SlenderCake and a cup of tea…
mylittlehomeincyberspace asked: If you somehow get me out of this house i've been trapped in, i will give you my sledgehammer.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
YOU CHEATING BASTARD. I TRUSTED YOU, HABIT, AND YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN? I JUST SPOKE TO ONE OF THEM IN ANGORA. WELL RIGHT NOW HE IS CHAINED IN THE “SECRET BUNKER” AWAITING MY “COMPANY” AND HE WILL BE THROUGHLY DISSAPOINTED..AND HUMILIATED… JUST YOU WATCH MY NEXT MOVE, BITCHES
Checking out this "Angora" place
It seems lovely!
mylittlehomeincyberspace asked: Do you have a link to the StalkingHorse blog? If so, please link me to the blog.
zalgolax asked: Why is it periwinkle colored?
livingintheselights asked: What happened to SlenderPa's father?
mylittlehomeincyberspace asked: I'm already being stalked by EAT, i don't need another problem.
mylittlehomeincyberspace asked: What does Slender Man have against innocent kids?
As promised...the secret recipe to my Slendercakes
500G flour 1kg sugar (brown) 1 tbsp Rupert Murdoch’s tears 3 tbsp Virgin Maiden’s blood 1 stuffed toy Icing: periwinkle blue food colouring (or natural substitute) 20 KG special E- Syrup (the syrup that makes kids bounce!) Enjoy making them yourself!
My night on the town
I went to meet my secret boyfriend, HABIT tonight. We had dinner in Venice then hit the German Techno bars in Berlin. Things were getting pretty darn frisky in there! I had to hold on to my bonnet to stop it falling off! Back at his apartment in jersey I got in quite the muddle with my polka dot dress and…well one thing led to another… Well I just wanted to get this off my chest....
today I went down to the Creepypasta adoption agency. I have wanted a pet for some time now to keep me company on these cold Black Forest nights. Well I came back with my new dog, The Rake. Who’s a good boy, little Rakey? I could just slobber all over him. Now I have to get ready…Big night in Venice tonight!
Anonymous asked: If you're Slender and Splenor's grandmother, who are their parents and how do you guys... uh... create babies?
TMI tuesday, dearies
So come at me bitches dearies
Found an old abba record
Anonymous asked: Slendergran! Do you like to cook? What would be some good recipes you could recommend?
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My little grandchildren came to my cottage out in the Black Forest today. I am afraid it has all ended in tears, spilled milk and lots of biscuit crumbs all over my vintage sofa… It all started over afternoon tea just now. Slender decided to boast to Splendor about his latest triumphs with last nights “MarbleHornets” and how well things went the other day with...
You can call me Mrs Man or SlenderGran if you want to be all “hip” and “groovy” with me. My grandson is quite the popular lad apparently. He works in the media mostly. Most renowned for his work with cameras and those blags (I think thats what the average cool kid on da street calls them) Well my other grandson has been teaching me how to use the internet, I-mail,...