Fudge yes, SlenderGran!

Hello dears! it’s been a while. I’ve decided that...

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 02:05:00 +0200

Hello dears! it’s been a while.

I’ve decided that enough was enough where relaxation was concerned, and that I needed myself a roadtrip. But not any old roadtrip…I needed a roadtrip with nothing but a harley, a surfboard, knitting gear and two bikinis. Oh…and my old Hells Angels gear from back in the day.

But yes…I paid a local artist type to paint me as I surfed the Californian waves while I told a couple of fishermen to fuck themselves. I thought she did a rather good job and gave her some of my famous slendercookies as a tip! these american types sure are odd, but sometimes drinking the locals under the table, while darning their socks with my spare tentacles, is just what you need to settle in.

But these old bones wont settle. I need to be on the road. I need to smell burning rubber and gosh I need some decent tea. So tomorrow I shall be embarking on my grand adventure once more!

P.S: did you hear the news? My middle grandson, Trendy, is back from art school! I can’t wait to get back and talk to him about it all.

Slendergran? facebook(.)com/pages/Slender-Gran/274031439298150

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 02:17:00 +0200

((wait…that’s even the same art Joie made for the blog.

so someone has taken my idea and gotten just under 500 likes with it without me knowing?

I don’t know how to feel about this xD))

Dearies and Darlings

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 02:07:55 +0200

After a brief bout of traveling around the world, hiking in the alps and such…I have returned and remembered that I have this blog.

If anyone has any questions regarding me, slendy, splendy or any of their little friends just ask!

excuse me I baked a slendercake would you like a slice?

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 07:30:09 +0100

If you wish, dear!

I should probably use this again, eh?

I heard of a thing called ...

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:30:45 +0200

TMI tuesday…bring it, bitches

I just woke up.

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 23:58:30 +0200

Hello there, loyal readers :)

After Iron Maiden I met up with a particularly charming man offering me fortune and fame. He told me that his West End production had a last minute position to give away after their young, beautiful and energetic female lead left with complaints of a sexist and intimidating workplace. But I looked at this handsome man in his Armani suit and big blue eyes…and saw that she was a bullshitter and he was the man I wanted to make cream teas for in the remainder of my life.

The show was a hit, I came on for the closing night. Staggering reviews… Micheal in the Armani suit took me back to his penthouse where we celebrated with cocktails on the balcony followed by some…light refreshment.

Then he got me into the drugs. Anything from heroine to cocaine. I was hooked. I even tried snorting treacle at one stage…I was falling.

And then, while vomiting behind a bakery… I saw my darling grandson, Splendorman.

He has taken me out of those dark places…and has helped me settle back into the good old life of the Black Forest.

If anything my baking has just improved…my recipe for Opium Rusks are going down as a true hit!

Love you all, dears- Slendergran

Off to see iron maiden in London!

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:19:55 +0200

Off to see iron maiden in London!

Just slapped a bitch up.

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:27:20 +0200

He is now chained to the front foor of Number Ten, Downing Street naked and horny.

Oh…and unconcious due to the beating he recieved… Never mess with this old bitch, bitch.

Now for a slice of SlenderCake and a cup of tea…

If you somehow get me out of this house i've been trapped in, i will give you my sledgehammer.

Deal?

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:25:07 +0200

I could always do the ol’ teleportation and dimensional warping shinnanigans for you :)

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:06:16 +0200

YOU CHEATING BASTARD. I TRUSTED YOU, HABIT, AND YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN? I JUST SPOKE TO ONE OF THEM IN ANGORA.

WELL RIGHT NOW HE IS CHAINED IN THE “SECRET BUNKER” AWAITING MY “COMPANY” AND HE WILL BE THROUGHLY DISSAPOINTED..AND HUMILIATED…

JUST YOU WATCH MY NEXT MOVE, BITCHES

Checking out this "Angora" place

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 03:57:59 +0200

It seems lovely!

Do you have a link to the StalkingHorse blog? If so, please link me to the blog.

Thanks.

-Ethereal

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 12:52:59 +0200

Ask around that angora place sometime… I might pop down :)

Why is it periwinkle colored?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 12:52:21 +0200

Why can fairies fly?…why do mummies do all the hard work? Why does cake taste of heaven drops? And why is shit brown?

What happened to SlenderPa's father?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:54:33 +0200

SlenderGramps…my husband… Died in tragic circumstances…

You see…There was once a red brick building in Indiana… With a bone inside…

It was the owner of the StalkingHorse blog unknowlingly threw the bone at my darling husband…

Fuck you, dearie-pie… I did not want to think of it again

I'm already being stalked by EAT, i don't need another problem.

D:
-Ethereal

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:50:43 +0200

EAT…who is EAT… Memory is not a good as it used to be, you see…oh wait! He is my milkman!

Say hello to him for me…also tell him that the milk tastes a bit funny these days…

What does Slender Man have against innocent kids?

-Ethereal

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:46:12 +0200

Oh my child…young…delicious eating child…You would go very well with some ketchup I am afraid…

Children are just so DELICIOUS!

As promised...the secret recipe to my Slendercakes

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:45:00 +0200

500G flour

1kg sugar (brown)

1 tbsp Rupert Murdoch’s tears

3 tbsp Virgin Maiden’s blood

1 stuffed toy

Icing:

periwinkle blue food colouring (or natural substitute)

20 KG special E- Syrup (the syrup that makes kids bounce!)

Enjoy making them yourself!

My night on the town

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:48:44 +0200

I went to meet my secret boyfriend, HABIT tonight. We had dinner in Venice then hit the German Techno bars in Berlin.

Things were getting pretty darn frisky in there! I had to hold on to my bonnet to stop it falling off!

Back at his apartment in jersey I got in quite the muddle with my polka dot dress and…well one thing led to another…

Well I just wanted to get this off my chest. HABIT and I have had this going for several months and I wanted to tell my darling grandchildren all about it…

Well, dears… next time I post I will have a special suprise for you… the Super Special SlenderCake RECIPE!

Adopting pets

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:57:37 +0200

today I went down to the Creepypasta adoption agency. I have wanted a pet for some time now to keep me company on these cold Black Forest nights.

Well I came back with my new dog, The Rake. Who’s a good boy, little Rakey?

I could just slobber all over him.

Now I have to get ready…Big night in Venice tonight!

If you're Slender and Splenor's grandmother, who are their parents and how do you guys... uh... create babies?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:59:16 +0200

Well slendy is a “Purebred” of my species…from slenderman and slenderwoman having sex. Just like you. If anything our men are “Greater Endowed” then humans. Their semen is perwinkle blue, however.

Splendy was the outcome of a forbidden relationship between my son, SlenderPa and a human.

SlenderMa was not happy when she walked in on that.

Fudge yes, SlenderGran!

Hello dears! it’s been a while. I’ve decided that...

Slendergran? facebook(.)com/pages/Slender-Gran/274031439298150

Dearies and Darlings

excuse me I baked a slendercake would you like a slice?

I heard of a thing called ...

I just woke up.

Off to see iron maiden in London!

Just slapped a bitch up.

If you somehow get me out of this house i've been trapped in, i will give you my sledgehammer. Deal?

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU

Checking out this "Angora" place

Do you have a link to the StalkingHorse blog? If so, please link me to the blog. Thanks. -Ethereal

Why is it periwinkle colored?

What happened to SlenderPa's father?

I'm already being stalked by EAT, i don't need another problem. D: -Ethereal

What does Slender Man have against innocent kids? -Ethereal

As promised...the secret recipe to my Slendercakes

My night on the town

Adopting pets

If you're Slender and Splenor's grandmother, who are their parents and how do you guys... uh... create babies?

If you somehow get me out of this house i've been trapped in, i will give you my sledgehammer.

Deal?

Do you have a link to the StalkingHorse blog? If so, please link me to the blog.

Thanks.

-Ethereal

I'm already being stalked by EAT, i don't need another problem.

D:
-Ethereal

What does Slender Man have against innocent kids?

-Ethereal